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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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tastefullyoffensive:

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twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

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blazepress:

Thats no way to live.
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huxley0804:

pleatedjeans:

20 Hilarious Kid Firsts

last one like

fUCK, MA, THEY BLOWIN UP THE SKY WE GOTTA SKEDADDLE

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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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